| — | Salma Hayek |

When you drop your Burt’s Bee’s face down without the cap on.
—- You wake up the next morning and don’t know where your cell phone is.
“The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.” — John Pierpont
| — | “Happiness is the consequence of personal effort. You fight for it, strive for it, insist upon it, and sometimes even travel around the world looking for it. You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestations of your own blessings. And once you have achieved a state of happiness, you must never become lax about maintaining it. You must make a mighty effort to keep swimming upward into that happiness forever, to stay afloat on top of it.” |
Before you splurge on an extra large mocha, you might want to reassess where your money keeps disappearing. This isn’t the best time to squander your spare change. Be tight with money so you can spend it on something important later.
Is it bad that the first thing I thought was, damn right I need a vacation. Your wise Mr. Horoscope, I do need to stop buying pumpkin spice lattes.

Grilled out at a friends place this lovely Saturday afternoon before the Iowa game. Look at this awesome spread. Grilled chicken, veggies, coleslaw, and homemade sweet potatoes fries. Can you say food coma?

One of my all time favorites. Give me some candy corn and I am always a little nicer. Of course this is prime growing season. Gotta love Halloween :)
i am seriously crying at so many of these photos taken of people being scared at some fear factory haunted house. my stomach hurts so bad. these are all genius.
HUMAN BROIPEDE!!!








